Now Magary has to do a second part to WYTS. 

Seriously, if anyone else did what Vlad Sr. did at the plate they’d have lasted two months in the majors tops. I don’t know how the fuck he did it but god bless him he did.

When you have the ability to make people say, “Jerry Jones might have a point here.” you should probably be fed into a woodchipper.

More like try not to find them.

On the one hand I’m pro-union af, on the other hand if you work for Barstool knowing what they are you deserve whatever happens to you.

If the Ravens had been smart they’d have let the Bears know and probably ended up with an insane package because of two traumatized idiots.

Just remember is not hypocrisy to dislike Rich Paul and want the NCAA to get fucked with all of the chainsaws.

I think everyone on that list at some point sucked for the Knicks.

There’s no better way to show how unemotional you are than flipping out at the slightest of things.

This is the most brilliant reply possible and we are all richer having read it. *sorry if this appears sarcastic it is not in the least and this was fucking awesome*

I totally forgot Marvin Lewis was no longer coaching the Bengals.

Bauer can’t handle the media scrutiny of any place with more than seven people in it. That said fuck Francesa.

I suppose killing off a few players is one way of dealing with salary cap issues.

How is he simultaneously among the sanest people around (criminal justice matters) and the ragingest of red asses?

Baseball needs to start suspending people every time the benches clear and no one throws a punch. Shit or get off the pot, the game is too damn long already.

Does he really think he can get away with this with the Giants? He’s not a white kicker.

Your move Gritty.

“Only a cuck would pitch around a guy who owns him.” Trevor Bauer probably.

I’d still give him a fucking Oscar for this.

I remember Bobby Clarke blasting the Rangers for the Sakic offer sheet about ten minutes before he did it with Chris Gratton. At least the Rangers did it with a good player.