I know they choke a lot but trying out the Heimlich in game seems like poor planning.

Shocking they haven’t won a title in over 20 years with this kind of adroit management.

The best way to beat the Chiefs in the playoffs is to be losing big at halftime, everyone knows this.

Or its Ernie. No Kekistan jokes? Y’all are slipping.

I really hope Klint Kubiak’s middle name isn’t Kevin.

This guy in the same city as Trevor Bauer, Nuke Cleveland.

Fuck this guy with a Buick.

Gotta be pretty easy since you never see them.

Those three first rounder have one name written all over them. Blake FUCKIN Bortles.

She is a great reminder that 99% of the anti-Trump right are still human garbage that got one thing right.

Jon Gruden has turned out to be a guy who managed to tear both ACL’s while in the on deck circle in spring training.

I’d still watch him vs. Kyrie in the dumbest game of HORSE ever.

He knew the offense just fine, knowing the offense doesn’t really compensate for being terrible.

I will always love any movie that causes Dawn of Meggido by Celtic Frost to start playing in my head. Mandy was the shit.

RIP Bad Joe Hall.

I mean seriously, how did Mack not have 7 sacks against this line?

I think its just why do all that contract work and then watch the Leafs match it.? Its a waste of time.

Can’t wait for the inevitable Rae Carruth signing.

Especially after playing those Oiler teams he dragged into the playoffs in the late 90's. Dallas should’ve crushed them in 97 and Colorado in 98 and yet they went on.

He practically lived Freddy Kruger’s origin story.