Well now they can safely go back to Jameis who has no history of throwing mindbogglingly stupid interceptions once a game.

This was a great reminder of why I’m glad Charles Krauthammer is dead.

You show me a player who loves the unwritten rules and I’ll show a player that can’t read.

I’m not alone in hoping Gruden fucks up SO HARD that he gets canned before they move to Vegas right?

I believe him. Football coaches are an interesting combination of crazy, smart and dumb at the same time.

Dwight Howard thinks Cousins is a fucking doofus.

And travels a thousand miles round trip to get a haircut that makes him look like a penis. He might not be a good businessman.

Not with that last name.

Did not expect their slogan to be the title of a Dying Fetus album.

Got an idea NCAA. If a school KILLS a guy they don’t get to have a program anymore. How does that sound?

Wish they had tracked this back when Piazza was playing. That guy used to just murder the ball.

This is about to happen in hockey as more and more “good hockey men” are steadily replaced by people who actually know stuff.

MSU: OK, bad press incoming for racism but no child molestation right?

So much wince-laughter.

It’ll take awhile but you can hammer that out.

Ivan Provorov crying after losing in the playoffs to the Pens off a mistake he made warmed me up towards him a lot. I’m a Rangers fan who fucking hates the Flyers.

In Gohmet’s defense he’s really fucking stupid.

Even 38 year LeBron ain’t signing there. Likely they’ll bring back the corpse of Carmelo Anthony for one more go round.

Because Boogie needs to rebuild his value so the Knicks can give him a contract they’ll really regret.

I’m not a Caps fan but having lost a Grandmother to Alzheimers I can safely say I ugly cried to this for about 90 minutes.