I saw a gif of the crash with the Xbox “controller disconnected” popup once. It was great.

I enjoyed this four minute video more than the two and a half hours of Batman v. Superman.

Strange memories on this nervous night in Cincinnati. Twenty five years later? Twenty six? It seems like a lifetime, or at least a Main Era - the kind of peak that never comes again. DTM in the middle eighties was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run...but…

Worst forum shit storm ever seen? Easy. Go to any thread on Gawker or Jezebel, make a comment where you might appear to not be a left wing liberal nut job. You could tell them the sky is blue. However, if they even THINK you are a Republican (even if thats not the case), not only is the sky NOT blue, but you are an…

Why is there always the inclination for these bearded hipster bloggers to mention someone’s wealth? Or ‘I’ll never be able to afford it’ ‘some rich guy’ or some other snarky remark? When someone refers to others in this way, it just shows the world that you’re quarreling with your own shortcomings. And why should we…

Little League World Series

Find people that are good at soccer and then have them play in the games.

In a few years? That interior already looks like absolute gahbage.

Doesn’t work. At all. Disposable German cars are not going to blend once their body style is old. A very vintage Mercedes (1950-1970s, perhaps) would be accepted, but nothing newer.

Ryan Reynolds is literally better than you in every conceivable way. He is more successful than you’ll ever be, he has more money that you’ll ever dream of having, his wife is a beautiful goddess the likes of which you’ll never come close to attaining, he is better looking than you, he’s probably taller than you, he’s…

Hot-ass fuckin take bro

Why the quotes around professional driver for Ken Block?

Because it is the cool thing on Jalopnik to hate on current BMW’s. Even though BMW is one of the few companies to still offer manual transmissions on a good portion of their line up and a buttery smooth inline turbo engine. The people that hate the on the current M cars probably have never driven one and probably…

I bet Doug Demuro would rather have a BMW.

I’m not sure if you’re trying to make some sort of weird joke, but a 17 year old in the year 2016 is not a millennial...”millennial” applies to people who reached young adulthood around the year 2000. These kids were born in 1999...

Just delivered mail to the Ferrari mailbox.

Well damn. Where are the soldiers coming to kill me for being Catholic and gay?

Mighty Car Mods is just the best. Favorite thing on YouTube by far.

They don’t use this?