Aw, jeez, come on. I identify with sloths, but I’m not Rachel Dolezaling myself into a sloth, the way this chick is into a cat.

Which would still be miles better than farting around in MLS so I’ll take it.

players with questionable pedigrees for a Champions League club.

For that reference, you get my heart.

Most surprising part of the headline.

Also experts on recklessly driven Baja Bugs.

Clearly he didn’t read the warning...

Bullshit. Macklemore isn’t famous because he’s white, Macklemore is famous because his producer (Ryan Lewis) is fantastic. I don’t care who you are, if you can’t shake your ass to Thrift Shop, Ceiling Can’t Hold Us, etc. then you might as well be dead.

If this were Reddit, I’d down vote that comment.

Jung would just be sitting there and let out a reserved, “heh”.

Some say you can become funny and witty by taking 20-30 ibuprofen with a beer, you should look into that.

As its name suggests, it has a 4.0-liter V8 under its hood for the first time ever.

Not that I’m biased or anything, but I think my new-to-me everyday car is going to look pretty good in a few more years as well.

Boyz 2 Men has to be the winner.

Despite what you see on Jalopnik, there are literally tens of lamborghinis that haven't caught fire, so there are only a few dozen potential accident/injury/death causing fires waiting to happen, which makes it not worth it for the NHTSA to step in.

You’d think that the VAG Group would have the technology to adjust engine settings when the car senses that it’s being run in a static environment and not moving . . . . .

I don’t care if it beats the record, it’s still a squid with no gear. It should learn how to ride a 250 or 300 before it tries to break records on a liter bike maybe then it wouldn’t take until 2017

I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.