Oh boy, a late Christmas present from the big man himself!

The E9X does feel bloated, and I do miss the E30’s lightness (despite how unsafe it feels by today’s standard, because all the cars are bloated, and it's mandatory to have a Tahoe when you have two kids). However, the torque availability is very addicting. It pulls like a freight train, with plenty to spare, no matter…

Over Powered - gaming term

False.

PALINDROME CAR RAC EMORDNILAP

My reaction to seeing that the Morgan made the cut:

GTO: “Let’s floor it in our (presumably) high-power, RWD muscle cars on a slick, rain-soaked road with traffic all around us to show off how big our dicks are!”

Is that Jack Baruth in the second pic?

I have officially lost all faith in humanity.

Came here for the automatic knee jerk anti american comment. I’ll be leaving now.

does this mean they can finally work on their Formula One car now?

I'd rather buy a BMW hooned by Clarkson than a Camaro driven by a Jalopnik employee

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Fuck it, if I win the lotto I’m buying that and spending every day getting drunk and pretending I’m Newman in Jurassic Park.

How about something ridiculously classic like a Model T or something? Would that be too expensive? It surely wouldn’t depreciate.

Doesn’t this make you want to move to Poland and be a crapbox rally driver/crasher?

I was expecting this to be in collaboration with the Tax The Rich guy

Hmm. So I cited the DSM. And you're going with citing your own ass wind. Seems legit.

http://pubs.niaaa.nih.gov/publications/dsmfactsheet/dsmfact.pdf

The medical community disagrees with you.