Easy problem. Just buy 3 more C63s.

A-

With all due respect, this would have been moronic.

Seriously, people.

That’s nothing, Freddy Adu was 18 when he was 12.

1.) you won’t buy a car because of how other people drive them?

I’m always amazed that more rich dudes like this don’t check out of their careers and then just fuck off to do whatever they want. To me that’s the whole point of being rich.

WHAT IS THIS? A CAR FOR ANTS??

Oh mighty god of the cars,

This is precisely why I got out of importing in the early aughts. No one who was interested in these cars could actually afford them, and the few that could wanted them titled for street use, though that was impossible thanks to the EPA and NHTSA and fuckups like Motorex. I really need to sit down and write my memoirs…

I know it says Forza 6 above and below, but that really looks like Forza Horizon 2. While Forza Horizon 2 is an ok game, Forza 6 is just as awesome as you described and would be far more intriguing to non-car people.

#burnyourmoney

We shouldn’t anthropomorphize machines anyway. They hate it.

The Saab Runway Friction Testers.

Verbose. But I’ll allow it.

Pretty sure that’s a Lam-damn it, I finally outplayed that joke, it’s over everyone.

Do these look the same to you

I’ve been there once, in a dune buggy at low tide:

You’ll enjoy free airfare!