umm i got to take a dance class with that actor and learn the cell block tango. i just need you to know that. she’s fucking awesome and i loved that damn class.

I’m not usually one to say this, but:

*high-fiving*

The calling out of Schumer for this video has less to do with whatever you perceive is the deification of Beyoncé and more to do with cultural appropriation and dismissing why that song is so important to black women and Schumer’s continuing her brand of comedy at the expense of minorities.

I’m dressed in pajamas all day because I work from home and I’m lazy.

one turntable and a microphone? partial dick move.

The best thing on SATC was when a character would just get up and leave a bad date with a weak excuse, not caring if the dork she left knew it was a lie or not.

Not sure whom you’re defying, but OK...

I love Drunk History. The Harriet Tubman episode is my favorite.

If she’d done that they’d have called her “uppity”.

It’s interesting how, like in the Bill Cosby sex assaults, women said it for years then as soon as one man (Hannibal Buress) agreed that it was happening, suddenly people thought maybe the women weren’t lying.

As soon as Hiliary finished her speech about his kids, I raised my glass and softly chuckled to myself, “Well got-damn, Hilary just shaded this wig-wearing cantaloupe on national television in front of millions and he can’t do a damn thing about it. Well played, old sport. Well played.”

She is so “well spoken”.

In other news, I’ve never been bitten by a wolf, so there are no wolves.

You may already know this, but urban legends about “hospital misspellings” are hilarious to some people in a not-great way.

Or maybe it’s just a correct spelling of Aunjanue.

“There is a particular pain that black women feel that I don’t think black men understand and it’s a pain that comes from feeling like we do a lot of labor that we are not emotionally compensated for, or publicly compensated for or appreciated for.”

Tell us about your pain, broseph.

Life sucks so people should have to just deal with oppression. Wow what sparkling insight. Of course life isn’t always fair, there is pain there is suffering. But certain kinds of shitty stuff can be actually be brought to an end with conscious efforts. Equating the unique experience of being in an oppressed group to…