Many centuries ago, Valentine’s Day was observed later in the spring (we have Chaucer to thank for this intelligence), and the observation traditions varied from village to village and town to town. In some places it was more for adult lovers, in other places is was primarily a day for children to receive small gifts…

Being actually sick with no treatment or even a decent diagnosis is the goddamn worst. For years I have had something wrong with debilitating symptoms that last for a few days then I am fine again. I have gone to the doctor when I am so weak that I need help to stand, nurses get freaked out because my normally low…

Ugh. I constantly worry about some aspect of my health. Then 1 day I found out I have a rare auto-immune disorder that predominatly affects my eyes and could cause blindness. Finding out you’re actually sick is the goddamn worst.

These two actually make me think real love exists. They are too cute for words and they can NEVER EVER break up

Did Amber Rose name her child after the ultimate 90s crush, Jonathan Taylor Thomas?

but it is like THE MIDDLE of the counter or island. Like okay, sit on the edge, I get that some people do that BUT SHE IS IN THE MIDDLE, like, CROUCHING. what is happening. Why is it happening?

Jim Toth has very nice handwriting for someone whose name is a British term for moron.

I couldn’t read the entire article, I think I have ADHD.

Ugh, I would NEVER buy one of these.

I DON’T CARE I WANT IT GIVE IT TO ME.

I really enjoy “surprisingly strong body for its size” as used to describe a human

Related: I’m mostly here so I can see what commenters look like!!!

I did and now I’m going to go bury myself in the yard.

Cavalier King Charles spaniel without makeup, English cocker spaniel with makeup. Either way, I’m loyal, affectionate, and I tend to pee myself when excited.

Strangely appropriate.

Hot take: The Jez staff is a very attractive bunch.

Every four years I always forget how incredibly depressing it is when these early primary states put “real voters” under the microscope. These people are goddamn morons.

For real. The seed patent stuff is shady, shady business, but GMOs can be used responsibly if we throw enough good science at it.

“Don, deciding between Hillary Clinton and John Kasich”

I should have clarified in my comment, which I will do now because I think there is still time to, but I meant is there any basis in reality that the GOP will actually pick and choose to not only magically lower the cost of college without subsidizing it, but that they will do it in a way that only the deserving…