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I'm sure little Saint will turn out cute and will only have to worry about the constant ridicule regarding his name and his weird parents. However, while not mentioning specific names, I have seen a number of celeb kids with perfectly good-looking parents turn out to be not so attractive. I kind of feel for those

Ummmmm, earth to Taylor, there is literally no one more squad-worthy than the only man to win Leslie Knope’s heart. COME ON.

P.S. That Saint West composite looks more Twilight CGI Baby and less North West i.e. it looks like a demon kinda

The longer I stare at that computer generated image, the larger the eyes get and remind me of this:

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian’s son has his mama’s eyes and his daddy’s nose and cheeks

I’m 48 and I’ve never heard the term cuffin either. I assume it’s something the horny kids are doing while my ovaries prune.

I dunno if this can be classified as a sex dream, but i once dreamnt that my vagina was just full of q-tips. Like, you know that picture of the guy breaking the guiness world record for the most cigarettes in his mouth? It looked like that, but vagina q-tips. Any analysis would be appreciated.

I either don’t have a ton of sex dreams or just don’t remember them... But, I have a dream that has happened more than once where I wake up late, completely naked, with a non-descript faceless partner in my bed, force them out so I can get dressed, and then rush into my econometrics class where it’s exam day, and I

I had a dream that Matthew McConaughey held me down while an old woman played with my dick using her feet. He just kept whispering in my ear in that typical voice of his “Just relax and enjoy it man.”

I get on a plane ... 1st class upgrade ... beautiful woman sits next to me. we chat, she suggests we visit the posh restroom. She straddles me and I look into her eyes ... cockroaches start coming out of all her holes ...

Why does everyone have sex dreams about Bill Clinton? There are a bunch here.

I once had a super-graphic-mostly-awesome sex dream about old-school Enrique Iglesias in which we were vigorously going at it in the missionary position, I opened my mouth to moan with reckless pleasure, and his mole slid off his face and into my mouth and I started choking on it. I’m pretty sure it was linked to

I had a dream that I woke up with a vagina. It was so gorgeous and I was so excited to have it, I immediately went on several missions to test it out and ended up having a really awesome 3-way with Joe Manganiello and his wife Sofia Vergara. I was actually pretty disappointed when I awoke to find that my beautiful

J Lo once gave me a live, flopping goldfish after a make out session. Not in a tank or anything, just like, a fish.

Mine involved Jesse, James and some slender woman if some sort of latex stretchy Pikachu outfit.

I don’t have sex dreams that often, but when I do 99% of the time I’m spending the whole dream trying to find a private place to fuck. The whole dream I’m seriously horny, and every time I drag faceless-man into a closet or a bathroom, someone I know interrupts.

The ONLY sex-related dream I’ve ever had... I dreamed that Steve Martin was stepping on the back of my head, making me perform cunnilingus on Gilbert Grape’s mom on a fishing dock.

I was in some kind of robotic battle armor, encountered Pamela Anderson (not my type), blew her up with missiles, then rubbed my dick on a wooden table. Woke up covered in jizz. That was my first wet dream. I was not pleased.

I once had a blasphemous dream. Think of it as the porn parody of Jesus.

This one is my husband’s, and it’s my favorite.

Oh god, so many, I can’t even remember anything specific to be honest. My sex dreams often take place in super weird locations or involve kinks I don’t even think I have when awake. So when I wake up I’m like “WTF boner, you don’t even mean that!”