IF NO ONE CAN BIDET DEMSELVES...

My absolute favorite part of the show:

omg you just killed me

I made it nice!!!!

Luann using and mispronouncing the word “schtooping”

The hat Sonja wears to get her vag redone.

Shit, this breaks my heart.

So, she totally rebuffed his flirting and he’s taking his hurt fee-fees to the media, right?

From people I have actually heard of:

What’s a DVD?

Except there’s no actual sexism happening here. He’d like to be praised more for his acting ability and less for his looks - fair enough. But don’t use that fact to minimize how women are disproportionately objectified.

In photoshoots when I’m asked to strip, I’ve felt the sexism.

I think there is a double standard.

Obsessed with her even if she writes songs for boring movies.

It’s in the public domain since the story is from the 1800s. It’s the same reason that Warner Bros is also releasing a Jungle Book movie soon, even though Disney just released one. It's funny that these studios think they can compete with Disney though.

It isn’t possible for Disney to have the rights to The Little Mermaid. It’s a 200 year old fairy tale.

I’m sure Kim’s dress is couture yet somehow it still looks like she picked it up at Bebe.

So Rey is definitely a gay man who is also Luann’s drug connect and that’s why she peaced the fuck out off camera.

I felt completely blindsided by the amazing and marvelous hot mess that is Rey. Where has Bravo been hiding him and why haven't we been introduced to him before?! Of all the directions I thought that party was going, that was not it. Bravo, Bravo tv, bravo.