You really wanna step to a Toyota salesman..?

He was never good at telling what was voluntary or involuntary.

“So bye bye Let’s Remember Some Guys”

MacLean later clarified: “I can’t remember if I cried, when I read about his widowed bride, nothing touched me deep inside, the day Robert Traylor died.”

Hi, native North Carolinian here.

I stopped watching football about six or seven years ago (it wasn’t necessary some conscious decision or ethical choice, I just had declining interest already and it happened to coincide with having kids and cutting my cable service). I still check the box scores most weeks and follow the standings, but I almost never…

This is so humiliating. On an international stage we have to put up with toddler level understanding and the adult in the room has to not just humor him but pretend it made sense. It is full on child tantrum level shit.

There’s always a flip side.

I understand the flip. So long as Mitch McConnell is drawing breath, he would never be the worst person associated with the Louisville Cardinals. 

If they are going to have the extra week leading up to the Superbowl, my suggestions:

I bet Rivera set him up.

Next thing you’ll tell me is that doing sit-ups isn’t the way to literally burn the fat in my mid section.  

Would you prefer a Hummer?

He better watch his language on Twitter or else the next story will be titled: “Zach Brown Banned.”

You’d think Johnson would’ve learned to live with his aides by now.

My drugs?