Stop your messing around
Better think of your future
Time you straighten right out
Creating problems in town

In related news, the man for whom Williams was holding the weed got blown up in Philly last night. His house did not survive the blast.

Chris Matthews: I bet you can’t name one foreign leader you admire.

Cowboy abuses Redskin woman.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

As an NC resident, I’m really glad to see this—NC was warned well in advance by both the NCAA and NBA (as well as a number of the states and businesses who have also withdrawn). The governor and legislature did nothing so I’m glad these weren’t just empty threats. Just a handful of bigots in the capitol can undo…

Yes, they said it was a complete tear.

Sadly, not the first bridge/water to suffer structural damage in Minnesota.