It was great until the end when Green Book won.

I just wish the mountain dogs would get some love.

Greater Swiss Mountain Dog Best in Breed, whose call name is Beatrice (photos on the left):

I didn’t know what a Sussex Spaniel was this time yesterday. Now I want one after watching Bean parade around. He’s a chunk of a dog, Orian wants a chunk.

I was in attendance, Bean was 100% robbed, and also I wouldn’t leave my Dalmatian alone with this duo...

No.  It should have been Wilma.  I’ve never seen a dog with such beautiful eyes as Wilma (the boxer).

You mean it should’ve been the long-haired dachshund? Because I agree. 

The good news is Bean doesn’t care whether he wins or loses. Bean in it for the attention, the treats, and any extra belly rubs. So in that sense, Bean won big.

Emergency Room Workers of America thank you, Hollywood, for resurrecting the old turd of a trope that head injuries are both harmless and funny. It is always such a big hit down the ER, that ER nurses probably wish someone would give them a traumatic head injury to make dealing with it all the wackier.

I love that the top comment is a white woman passing this over because she, personally, is tired of it. Because she totally speaks for the black people who’re tired of white people acting like this shit is okay and just in the past. FFS I’m so sick of white people acting like they’re our allies and friends when they…

Yup. His behavior is pretty on par with hers, if the scuttlebutt is true. Folks don’t get congratulated for landing a job with him, they get sympathetic, good luck wishes. I’ll wait for the article about him once he declares (haha, like anyone will write that).

The concept of #GirlBoss enrages me as a lady who now finds herself more comfortable working with men due to a history of working for this very type of woman. However, when it comes to media coverage of politicians this seems nitpicky and sexist. Like, what will be the hashtag when we find out Cory Booker once fired…

Scrutiny of candiates is good. A double standard is not good, especially when most people don’t or can’t acknowledge it’s even a thing.

“At some point, it became widely known that that blackface was offensive”

Kimmel strikes me as the kind of person who has no values or morals of their own and will just do whatever to make a buck. When Howard Stern style shock-jocks were all the rage, that’s what he was. When he realized he could make more money through lowest common denominator misogynistic trash he jumped into The Man…

I still think his inner asshole shines through with his “Hey parents, I’ll put you on TV if you act like a jerk to your kids and make them cry” schtick. They parents are willingly putting themselves out there but every time I see those I feel bad for the little kids. 

Kimmel also appeared in blackface on the Man Show to impersonate Oprah. Kimmel did a lot of racist, misogynistic shit back in the day in order to get rich & famous and, once he did so, he suddenly (& conveniently) found his moral compass.

So tired of everyone ignoring that Brandi Carlile a) killed it, and b) is openly gay. Her song was better than most of the nominees, too (though I would have given Cardi Record of the Year, because hers was a quality bop with mass appeal).

The wildest thing about all of this is that Pratt is getting a hard-on over the Daniel diet but seems to have missed one of the clearer messages in the New Testament (Luke 16:18): ‘anyone who divorces his wife and married another woman commits adultery.’

I move Chris O’Dowd replace Chris Pratt on the list of top Chrises.

Good time to remind everyone that you don’t have to be smart to be a good actor.