If this is entertainment to you, you deserve to be jobless.

Not sure moist is your sell word here Shep. I have to go shower...

Not sure moist is your sell word here Shep. I have to go shower...

He tried to run through the door threshold but at the last moment veered right into the wall.

No. The trick was Jim Irsay hiring Grigson in a drug fueled haze.

McFake sucks.

Fuck you.

Mitch McConnel, John McCain, Harry Reid, Chuck Schumer would beg to differ.

So, you are a large part of the reason we have an orangutan as POTUS? Because he is a shitbag and said he was going to be a shitbag? Smart. Sorry, orangutans.

Of those 10,000 words, how many were direct dithering rambles from fancy dog? 900? Idiots are conquering the world.

Because only 36,999 pieces will reduce you to a lower charge.

Those band guys sure can be “horny!” God I hate myself...

I’m surprised he didn’t invite her over for his signature meal turducken. Boom!

So, theoretically, neighbors could complain about a shitty looking car or a cranky old person that hangs out on the porch all day and have the, removed? Good law.

Somebody is on their HOA board. This just in; most people suck.

Not if your offense can’t score and goes 3 and out in under a minute. That disrupts tempo and kills momentum. Football is big on those things.

52 guys on team, not field. That would be tough sledding.

He will never succeed in the NFL with his “scheme”. You can’t leave your defense on the field for 80% of the game and ignore tempo control in the NFL when you only have 52 guys on the field. It just won’t happen. And how many national titles did he win? Why is he such a genius? Where is the evidence? He is a media…

Cya fucker. Try to keep your cell warm for your future cellmate Aquib. Should have been in prison already.

Lamaar is a more frail Vince Young. Good luck with that.

Has McCoy been fired yet?