Someone can vomit on you though.

That'd be hilarious.

We all want curved screens back so bad.

Oh the hypocrisy of "indie" record companies sometimes.

Apple uses PR strategies to sell more products and make customers more happy?

That's why they have iCloud you dumbass.

#corrections

"they're too damn catchy not to remember!"

Genius.

Hahaha, that was great!

You've all been diagnosed with rich people problems.

Because nobody has aviators, right?

Jobs 3:1-4

Haha "The Book of Jobs".

This. A million times this.

I voted for him as soon as I saw this on Reddit :D

"Catchy". God how I hate that term.

Because it's Cracked.com and it's a fucking funny site.

I hate pop culture as a whole and I hate its blandness. It stands for nothing, it's an empty culture to fill the pockets of attention whores.