Music.

Allow Cracked.com to explain:

It's a joke. Of course it's fake.

Same thing happens here. I don't like this thing at all.

But being in the air is the best thing that can happen to you if you happen to be struck by lightning.

They totally didn't show all the people that started laughing hysterically at the sight of chickens in a vending machine.

Dude, I thought I was the only one that was seeing a naked woman in that picture.

I've never put mine in a case and it's in perfect condition, even after dropping it several times on a stone floor.

I prefer SoundHound but I don't know if that's available for Android as well.

No, it's the iPad 2.

Because we didn't know what the function of the black lines was. I did not hear a comment about it being too "boxy".

It's been a rumor every single year since the first iPhone came out. It's not going to happen. The iPhone has the perfect size.

That's incorrect.

Good luck incorporating touch gestures in a mouse with the shape of your hand.

Let's get a couple of things straight:

A comfortable desktop mouse? What do you want it to feel like? Wool?

Nearly the exact same thing they guessed it would look like last year, except uglier.

Wow, congratulations, here's a candy bar for you.

Alright, this is old news already and I don't think anybody cares anymore.

And I still don't give a fuck.