It really is a great meme

There’s no goddam way I’m clicking on that.

Holy shit

Clearly this car delivery guy has a day job and just delivers cars on the side.

But there isn’t one for my 2013 Mazda3? That’s cool I guess....

I was riding down the side of a country road on my bike. Not a motorcycle, a legitimate bicycle with 14 speeds, skinny tires, and me in a lot of spandex. A County Sheriff blows past me, makes a u-turn, then comes up beside me and signals for me to pull over.

Every single car owner should know how to do the following:

Queue all the lawsuits!!

The Accord is the right answer. Its already “Jesus Approved”!

I’ve been toying with the idea of writing a series – stories? screenplay? other? – chronicling a week in the life of a VW Service Advisor.

I’m in for an SRT-71.

An honorable mention: get a Porsche 968.

ahem. NSFW.

You are on the wroooooooong web site.

When these were popping up in Chicago, the ones in front of my building were constantly vandalized. Someone would put that sticky spray foam insulation in the slots. When they were asking our building security for the video feed that was pointed at the camera, the footage was never found. Funny that the night security…