Oh my god. They actually make sense on a Mustang. Mind blown.

Are the stolen Teslas now called Edisons?

Per a friend’s suggestion, I sent this text to the customer support address at Motive. I got back a reply within minutes:

“Ha. You’re not the first BMW guy to make that mistake. Whenever a BMW guy calls and says the cap doesn’t fit I tell them to look for their brake reservoir.”

Blow off work and take a nice drive in your Porsche 914! You have my permission. Unless you work here at Jalopnik, in which case, get your ass back to the blog mine.

COTD LMAO. “Im no super hero, Im Frank Costanza’s mechanic”

If you could please pass Andrew McEachern’s contact information to the Ferrari F1 team, I would be most appreciative.

I never knew that Geoff was inspired by anything other than madness.

They do build a wagon. They just don’t let you have it.

Design Elements I hate: 10th gen Honda Civic.

Sedans with slanted roof lines but no trunk. Just build a wagon already.

i felt weird reading that and not hearing it from may himself

Even the 911 has gone the way of the 928 at this point... Sure it might have the engine in the rear, but all regular non-GT3/R/ 911's nowadays are super cushy grand tourers more than they are sports cars. I mean, leather covered vents? That’s some 928 stuff right there.

Now do the shooting brake one! (Please.)

also, the panamera is just a 4 door 928