Praise the tiny baby Jesus that we don’t have the Clintons and their family drama in the White House. Can you even imagine? Whew! Bullet dodged.

My crazy religious brother in law has moved on from just cups to firmly and loudly stating while in line at Starbucks/ Tim Hortons that coffee is the opiate of the masses and that if you loved Jesus you wouldn’t drink it.

Ooh, I can’t believe I haven’t heard that quote before! It’s a good one!

His opposition is hilarious when you consider that men’s inability to be empathic and sympathetic as well as the outright refusal to adjust to a modern workforce that is predominantly about care giving are exactly why their unemployed asses are getting left behind and women are taking over.

That kimmel stunt reminds me of conservatives buying Starbucks coffee and telling baristas their name is “trump” or whatever that ridiculous thing was. You are literally giving them free publicity! So idiotic.

Oh, I get it. ‘Estrogen Hour’ cause crying and having empathy is for women. We should totally listen to men like Sabo. He knows the correct way for men to have feelings - gunning down hundreds of innocent people from the safety of a hotel room.

Well, you know, the real villains here are those greedy Puerto Ricans whose natural disaster has completely thrown our budget in disarray.

It’s almost like Trump’s cabinet is filled with grifters and thieves.

Me, too.

Hey. You know, if I look at just the right angle, Trump almost comes off jerkish at times. He should really watch his words a little more carefully or he might risk sounding unprofessional. Not like that unhinged maniac “Gay” Barry Soteros or wtv his name was. Or that magical lesbo whore/crimelord we could have ended…

Is it a big mistake - huge - to say that I have always hated this film? I mean, I can’t be the only one, right, guys?

Looks like someone wrestled the phone from Kelly. Ivanka must’ve been not around.

It’s like they put up a picture of Paul Ryan with text that read: “must be at least this punchable” when they were taking applications

I would not be the least bit surprised if he was one of those rich fuckers who honestly thinks that, because he’s paid so much in taxes over the years, the government somehow owes him more.

That’s part of the millionaire ethos, and why we’ll never be one.

Sure, a second or third place trophy.

That picture screams Lifetime Network movie.

My Father was an Air Force Air Mobility Command Officer (Now Retired). I’ll let his email to me speak for itself: