Marathons are all about race, bro.
Marathons are all about race, bro.
I can understand how some people might mistake that for Satan, but that is clearly the archangel Gabriel’s cat named Snickers that jumped on the food image transmitter.
I think it’s so ridiculous that everyone expects actresses to look perfect yet they can never talk about how they get there. I would much rather hear about the actual steps like what fillers they have than pretend it’s the magical secret of Neutrogena and salads.
Tracy Morgan still needs to raise.... his wife?
Lid tints? So... Eyeshadow?
I’m a regular swimmer, and a couple of years ago at the pool I watched an elderly woman (82 years old!) take swim lessons and progress from being completely terrified of the water to full on swimming the freestyle. She did it because her family was going to Hawaii for vacation and she wanted to be able to go…
Think she’ll hyphenate? Lindsay Lohan-Boyfriend has a certain ring to it. I’m all for keeping your name but I think I like Lindsay Boyfriend better. LiBo. LiLoBo. LiLoWeBo.
You’re just supposed to eat the actual pages at this point.
Seriously. This is one of my treat nights: I will be having a delicious cheese plate with croccantini, assorted pickled nibbles, olives, and wine for dinner. I am living my best life right now!
Paltrow’s new cookbook contains more than 125 of her favorite recipes that are “surprisingly tasty, with little or no sugar, fat, or gluten”.
I nearly died when I choked on a combination of peanut butter and Quaker Oat Squares cereal (and then the milk I used to try and dislodge it). It would have been a bad way to go, 0/10, do not recommend.
@Adam Pally: Or, they said who is this patronizing little pisher.
What I really want to know is if Kanye knows what Super Tuesday is, and if not, does he think it is just every Tuesday that he has lived on this planet, and how will this affect his 2020 campaign?
All her friends went “Ugh, Girl, no!”
I just ugly gasped at that.
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...does your Vajina not say that on the regular?
Rihanna is living the best life.
I always gain new followers when I post pussy pics.
I don’t have a lot of feelings about Jennifer Garner (but I’ve never been keen on Ben Affleck) but I’m kind of impressed by her statement. It’s coming from a vulnerable place that of course outlines his negative attributes but at the same time allows us to identify with that side of us that needs and requires love.