Yeah it seems i have had a hoax bomb on my bedside table for the last 5 years.

Daaaaaaamn that’s beautiful.

When i went dress shopping with a friend last year i made a joke about whether she was going to tear up and say ‘yes’ and the dress assistant went into a rage about that show and how difficult it’s made the process for a lot of women.

I was looking at the reviews for a cafe near me and one gave a 1* review saying “came here before, food was amazing. So good. This time they were busy with no empty tables so i left disappointed” - how crazy do you have to be to think that justifies a bad experience, especially while also saying the food is good!