Either this is the most transparent lie since the last time Ben Carson said something, or this crew member doesn’t know how to airport or how to New York.

How is a bunch of snowflakes a symbol of Christianity? Did it snow in the desert?

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

Wait, who is this smooth, handsome fella sharing this story on GMA? He’s amazing and I want him to report all the news to me from this day forth!

We really are being taped all the time, aren’t we? I need to stop smelling my hair in public so much.

There’s a quote from Hard Candy that sums it up pretty well: “Just because a child knows how to imitate a woman does not mean she is ready to do what a woman does.”

Please, in all seriousness, I hope you aren't allowed in public.

She can’t consent. Also, he never says she consented, he says she was not necessarily all that unwilling. It’s a vague thing to say—after all, we have no idea what he means by this. Did he refer to the fact that she left her Mom and Grandma to go to the bathroom with him or to meet him there? Does he mean that the…

Nope. Absolutely not. You are a sick person. I'm done with you. I hope you are never around children because you are obviously some kind of pedophile.

Except oops, she didn’t, because you can’t legally consent at 12. And 12 isn’t a teenager, nor is outward appearance a justification. You sound like a fucking creep.

Do you have children?The average 12 year old doesn’t have much concept of sex nor would they have random sex in a bathroom with a stranger unless the child is a victim of sex trafficking. You need to educate yourself. You sound like a disgusting person who thinks children are asking for it when they get sexually…

I honestly think it’s Obama’s election, twice, which drove the minority of racists insane plus, we have the internet now so that gives them a much larger echo chamber. But if things weren’t much better overall, Obama couldn’t have come close to getting elected and the racists would be getting away with their madness…

They were suspicious because the caller was plainly black, and the clerk had never seen a black person in her store before, because Wisconsin. I find it amusing that she thought robbers would call for the hours as well as stopping by prior so everyone could see and remember their faces. Really, she did the only thing…

This is what happens when a black guy with too much cheddar encounters a white person with swiss cheese for brains.

What kind of criminal would ring the door bell? If it was really closed, wouldn’t a criminal just break in and steal shit? He had the actions of someone acting like they wanted to buy stuff, not like he wanted to steal.

Chait’s kind of hackish, but FDB has a long track record of being so completely untethered from objective reality that he can’t even accomplish that much.

Chait’s center-leftism doesn’t change the fact that Freddie DeBoer is an asshole.

It’s frustrating that they even have to do this. That there have to be endless hours spent into “investigating” this bullshit, millions of dollars wasted on it, and now they don’t get reimbursement for their expenses when they haven’t done a damn thing wrong. I completely despise these stooges that make these asinine,…

I vaguely remember in kindergarten one of my social studies teachers making a spectacle in front of the class about how wrong I was about the civil war having anything to do with slavery.

“We can do better.”