Barbacoa

Allergic to tacos? Never before have I been so sure there is no God.

I’m sorry, but Hillary Clinton’s first major political battle, the one that cost her a tremendous amount of political capital (much of which she has not gotten back) and which was the motivation for a tremendous amount of the hate she received from the right, was championing universal health care.

No discernible progressive opinions? Other than pushing for healthcare reform, protection of a woman’s right to choose, equal pay, paid parental leave, universal pre-K education, gun control, opposing Citizens United, raising the minimum wage, and advocating for clean energy...

Jill Stein tweeted out an isidewith.com test she had taken where she agreed with Clinton on 91% of the issues. People willing to throw a vote away for a 9% disagreement are equally as stupid as Trump voters.

True that. Sanders’ supporters do not and never have owned the term progressive. And I’d wager that Tim Kaine spending 17 years fighting civil rights abuses in the courts, in addition to his missionary work in Honduras, makes him more of a progressive than Bernie.

I would list all the progressive opinions and stances on Hillary’s platform but I already said I’m not going to waste my time with your ilk so...keep fucking that chicken!

Being a progressive means you hate Hillary? That’s news to me. I thought being progressive means fighting for progressive issues, not creating a purity test of which of those issues are necessary to be considered progressive.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

She’s the greatest female athlete we've ever seen in any sport

🔥Most underrated athlete this decade🔥

What is it about some guys and their dicks? I don't send this much time thinking about my breasts or uterus.

It really does show something about this guy that he immediately thought of his penis when he read the name of the column.

That was the weirdest press conference I’ve ever seen outside of the context of a gay sex scandal from a family values candidate.

Are you seriously equating a near-riot at a convention and a woman getting multiple threatening texts every few seconds with...an altercation between an actor and another couple in a late-night incident? No, they aren’t nearly equate-able. Why even bring that up if not to excuse and distract?

Does it honestly not bother you that Bernie supporters are sending death threats to a woman who, as far as I can tell, was just doing her job? I get wanting to have positive coverage of your preferred candidate, but any coverage of the event that leaves out the booing and death threats is still pretty slanted - it’s…

I mean, you fuck one goat and they call you a goat fucker.

I am not painting *you* as anything. I am also, in my way, as I mentioned up top, “a woman who supports Bernie,” although as a journalist I don’t throw my arms around any politician entirely and never will.

Because black lives matter, like the nazis, are calling for a complete eradication of anyone who doesn’t look like them. Or, you know, not. They are seeking fair treatment under law. BLM are only nazis in some ridiculous white nightmare.

The fact that you’re a former soldier and don’t see the difference between this and someone giving a nazi salute frightens the hell out of me.