Or, and get this - a 5' bed with the tail gate down give ~6.5' of support which is plenty for a piece of plywood.

From the title image I thought it was some article about Jeep grills.

Yeah, I get it. That said, if I’m taking the analogy overly literally I’m not so sure I’d prefer my pants getting peed on versus my bare leg. Suppose it depends on what pants I’m wearing.

I hate working under jackstands. If I must get under a car, it’s on jackstands, with the jack touching but not supporting the car also, plus whatever wheels/cinderblocks/toolboxes I can shove under there too.

As a life-long Texan, I/We learned a long time ago that all outside work must be completed by noon in the summers.

There are some things that just bring you back, you know?  And Clash of the Titans brings me back to watching tv in grandma and grandad’s bedroom on the flower duvet with the 70s avocado green carpeting.  

Good gear saves lives.

Well, you know slavery didn’t exist until the early US colonies, and doesn’t exist today. So it’s obvious that people should draw this conclusion.

its actually a bong

Some guys (not sure if customers or co-workers) at our office will walk out of the bathroom without washing their hands after they poop.

I have moved a trash can to outside of the bathroom door so that, after I wash my hands, I can use the paper towel to open the door so that I can leave without making contact with the door knob that every other guy handles after peeing and walking out without washing their hands.

I’ll use hand sanitizer at work in addition to washing my hands because people don’t wash theirs after going to the bathroom/coughing into their hands/picking their nose.

I don’t care what political party he belongs to, heroin addiction is a horrible thing and I hope he can find a way to kick it.

Dubya is visiting Harvard and he goes to take a pee. He’s using the urinal and Thad takes the one next to him. They both finish at the same time — Thad heads to the sink and starts washing his hands, but Dubya makes a bee-line for the door. Thad calls to him: “At Hahvahd, we wash our hands after we use the facilities.”

I had friend that owned a bar that told me that the women’s room is nastier then any men’s room he’s ever been in. I assume this was the reason why. 

Michael J Fox’s expressions and mannerisms are so unique, it’s impossible for me to not see him, even with Tom Holland’s face. 

Really? The dog freaks me out the most mainly because of how much it reminds me of my Labrador... that blank, vacant expression... anyway here’s a house that looks like vaguely like hitler because I can’t remember the point of this comment, it’s 03:43 in the morning and I’m still at work.

It also kills spiders.

Still a better villain than Snoke...