Interesting that the Bronx looks like a Buell. It’s a damn shame Harley killed that brand.

I made this meme the other day. I’ll just leave it here.

After taking part in the Hajj (where he ate, slept, prayed next to White men), Malcolm X said the problem isn’t the White man. The problem is the White man’s system, i.e. capitalism (Malcom X’s solution was Islam. Maybe. I’ll let you be the judge of that).

Depends on German brand.

Trains would make a lot of sense if America had better trains 

Why shouldnt the midwest get one? North Haverbrook has one! That’s where the Monorail is KING!

The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can’t. Not without your help. But you’re not helping.

That reminds of the guy who passed me on the North Central Expressway in Dallas. He was riding a motorcycle, doing about 65, and DOING A WHEELIE. It was the coolest and stupidest thing I’d ever seen. I too wanted to shake his hand, and then punch him in the mouth.

Oh... my... God... Becky. Look at those wheels! They are so... big, it looks like one of those rap guys’ cars. But ya know, who understand those rap guys? They only drive them because, they need to fit more prostitutes, ‘kay? I mean, those wheels are so big. I can’t believe they are just so round, they are like out…

If I had a plug in hybrid, I would plug it in every day at work. And only visit the gas station on road trips.

Anything that runs is probably faster than a Giulia.

Both generations of the Mazda 323 GTX are like the understated, less-bonkers cousin of this.

Took me about 1.6 times longer than it should have to get the joke

It’s a Daytona.

For about eight years, my stepfather used his late mother’s grocery savers card whenever he bought whiskey, smokes, or feminine napkins (for my mom).

I would suspect Mr Edwards is not going to fair so well in the pokey.

My vote is for burn that mother fucker down.

Cuba Gooding Jr comeback film.

Let me get this straight:

Louvred is what they did with the Mona Lisa.