Some guys (not sure if customers or co-workers) at our office will walk out of the bathroom without washing their hands after they poop.

I have moved a trash can to outside of the bathroom door so that, after I wash my hands, I can use the paper towel to open the door so that I can leave without making contact with the door knob that every other guy handles after peeing and walking out without washing their hands.

I’ll use hand sanitizer at work in addition to washing my hands because people don’t wash theirs after going to the bathroom/coughing into their hands/picking their nose.

I don’t care what political party he belongs to, heroin addiction is a horrible thing and I hope he can find a way to kick it.

Dubya is visiting Harvard and he goes to take a pee. He’s using the urinal and Thad takes the one next to him. They both finish at the same time — Thad heads to the sink and starts washing his hands, but Dubya makes a bee-line for the door. Thad calls to him: “At Hahvahd, we wash our hands after we use the facilities.”

I had friend that owned a bar that told me that the women’s room is nastier then any men’s room he’s ever been in. I assume this was the reason why. 

Really? The dog freaks me out the most mainly because of how much it reminds me of my Labrador... that blank, vacant expression... anyway here’s a house that looks like vaguely like hitler because I can’t remember the point of this comment, it’s 03:43 in the morning and I’m still at work.

It also kills spiders.

R.I.P. Neil Peart.

Interesting that the Bronx looks like a Buell. It’s a damn shame Harley killed that brand.

I made this meme the other day. I’ll just leave it here.

After taking part in the Hajj (where he ate, slept, prayed next to White men), Malcolm X said the problem isn’t the White man. The problem is the White man’s system, i.e. capitalism (Malcom X’s solution was Islam. Maybe. I’ll let you be the judge of that).

Depends on German brand.

Trains would make a lot of sense if America had better trains 

Why shouldnt the midwest get one? North Haverbrook has one! That’s where the Monorail is KING!

The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can’t. Not without your help. But you’re not helping.

That reminds of the guy who passed me on the North Central Expressway in Dallas. He was riding a motorcycle, doing about 65, and DOING A WHEELIE. It was the coolest and stupidest thing I’d ever seen. I too wanted to shake his hand, and then punch him in the mouth.

Oh... my... God... Becky. Look at those wheels! They are so... big, it looks like one of those rap guys’ cars. But ya know, who understand those rap guys? They only drive them because, they need to fit more prostitutes, ‘kay? I mean, those wheels are so big. I can’t believe they are just so round, they are like out…

If I had a plug in hybrid, I would plug it in every day at work. And only visit the gas station on road trips.

Anything that runs is probably faster than a Giulia.