Both generations of the Mazda 323 GTX are like the understated, less-bonkers cousin of this.

Took me about 1.6 times longer than it should have to get the joke

It’s a Daytona.

For about eight years, my stepfather used his late mother’s grocery savers card whenever he bought whiskey, smokes, or feminine napkins (for my mom).

I would suspect Mr Edwards is not going to fair so well in the pokey.

My vote is for burn that mother fucker down.

Cuba Gooding Jr comeback film.

Let me get this straight:

Louvred is what they did with the Mona Lisa.

Hey Alaina, stop breaking the curve for the rest of us!

Mustard absolutely makes some of the best videos about weird stuff like this. Anyone who can should support his Patreon. He really is awesome with his videos, they’re beautifully made and well narrated. 

It’s depressing that this article has to exist.

Is it racist to use blackface if I am going out as Justin Trudeau? 

Okay, as basically the only techie person in my group of acquaintances (who have an Android mind you), does RCS do me any good? I mean, I don’t see anyone I text to go through the trouble of activating this, so I don’t see a point in doing it myself.

Get rid of these damned autoplay videos with sound!

What’s important to me is being able to open an article in Jalopnik without a video autoplaying.

Yes, Dear.

Honestly, I’d drop it in my 88 Fiero GT if it was a little more powerful. Electric Fieros are not a new thing, but a drop in package is pretty appealing. But 110 hp is just a little short on oomph. (Stock, a GT was 138ish HP. I’m probably at 110 now lol, with 30 years of degredation.) I could put the batteries in the…

As former shitbag who made that stupid fucking decision about 5 years ago, I wholeheartedly agree and I preach it to all of my friends like I’m putting Jehova’s Witnesses to shame. Don’t. Fucking. Do. It.

The only problem with that is carriers and oems taking forever to push updates. My s8+ lists its android security patch level as August 1st and it’s not showing any new updates available.