Players are always saying “we jes’ gotta go out dere and do our jobs” in pregame interviews. And then, when they lose, “We didn’t do our jobs today.”

You do realize that the “D” in DACA stands for “deferred,” right?

Then whistle it dead when the clock reaches 0, not after an entire play elapses and there is a tackle! There’s an official whose job is to JUST WATCH THE PLAY CLOCK! The Patriots benefit from these bullshit calls way more than any other team (not gonna research it for you, just like I told my daughter’s boyfriend last…

Fifty Shades of What-The-Fuck-Are-You-Doing

That’s exactly correct, now...only attempt to get laid if the layee is of the same social/age/employment/wealth level as you, and be certain that everything is contractual, not consensual...there will be no deviation from the agreed-upon encounter, lest you become a recipient of a social media hashtag campaign.…

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“...and it will blacklist your publication, punishing independent journalism by using its massive corporate influence.” 

You spelled Bubba wrong next to your avatar.

I find it hysterical to see so many on here crying racism because a lousy quarterback, who lost his job to ex-Jaguars quarterback Blaine Gabbert (who was cut because he sucks!) is not being signed by the Jaguars! Which of the other players that have protested the National Anthem have been cut? Go ahead...I’m waiting...

Imagine my surprise when I see that Joe Webb is...a black?

Sad thing is, I’m going to spend most of the remainder of my day trying to figure out why this is “For Better Or Worse.”

Yes, he is.

Fixed the title for you.

If the game has not been previously scheduled to start at 1 PM, you might have been right...but you’re not.

The Dolphins had to return the draft pic. No harm, no foul. Also, nothing to joke about regarding the Jaguars.

Bennett was in no way wrong or racist, please stop trying to force that narrative.

For me, it isn’t so much that. I do like watching some commercials, but when the opening credits sequence, and one of the most iconic television theme song as of the 20th century, is relegated to a tiny picture-in-picture window at the bottom of the screen, it ruins the viewing experience. What kind of heartless…

 “...a name based on a novelty parody of 2 Live Crew’s “Me So Horny,” (which samples a line given by a Vietnamese prostitute actress in Full Metal Jacket)...”

You don’t know enough white people.

Add me to the list if you want. She’s a fucking deranged moronic lunatic.