Or, “who’s ass would you be sewn to Human Caterpillar style” list.

Too many comments to go through, so, apologies if someone else mentioned it...the Jaguars have run out of water several times at games in September. Only once (it may have been because of pregame festivities...) has the heat affected me to where I had to leave the game, thank goodness. But, it’s kind of a chance you…

Isn’t that guy supposed to be wearing a big ass acorn on his head?

Huh. Not relatable. I missed this a while back. I guess.

You are right. Sorry.

Yes, pipe bombs should never be classified as weapons, ever, so the unarmed teenager narrative can be reinforced. Also, whatever he used to shoot the cop. Must have been unarmed.

Wait, you mean he’s not white, and they took him alive?!?

There was a rumor a looooong time ago about a local weatherman here in Jacksonville that, uh...had...that, um...problem. Story said it was a small domestic rodent. The kind that typically run in wheels. In cages. He disappeared rather quickly after that. So, yeah.

Aren’t those houses from a School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?

Thank goodness they got to him before Blake Bortles entered the big surfing contest!

I’ll just leave this here:

You were communicating with Star Trek fans. Of course we got it. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I am going to have a drink with an old friend, at Deck 9, Section 2, Cabin 3F 127.

I think the end of this review says it best:

I think the end of this review says it best:

Interesting story. I’m a couple of days late to this party, however...this excerpt doesn’t really make clear that Roger Goodell’s official position with the NFL was in December, 2001...because it sure as shit wasn’t Commissioner. He didn’t get that post until 2006, when Paul Tagliabue retired. So, why was he even at…

Remember, personal fouls include touchdown celebrations and other unsportsmanlike conduct. That would wipe out, say, a touchdown, if the receiver spikes the ball at the feet of a defensive back, after a play where a lineman went offsides.

Please be certain to point this out to DonKeyBals above as well. Unless, of course, this only applies to persons that have the same political views as you

I’ll just say this: there are few things I’m looking forward to more than the 2017 edition of “Why Your Team Sucks: Minnesota Vikings.”

Whassup widdat-tuh, whassup widdat!

So?

I’m going to try this at home...if only because the employees at my local KFC are idiots of the first degree.