Might have, not “might of”

“...or you can call me RJ, or you can call me RJJ, or you can call me RJJ Jr., but you doesn’t hasta call me Johnson!”

Wow, what an asshat that guy is.

If only he had landed the hit...

Why don’t you add to the fact in Babe’s favor that he hit a great number of his HRs shit-faced drunk? He was on performance-decreasing substances, and still did it! Screw Bonds!

...and next year, the competition committee will draw up extra-special rules about saying mean things in press conferences that hurt Tom Brady’s feels and stuff, because the rest of the league is full of big meanies and lying liars that lie...except the Patriots, of course...even when they cheat, they aren’t cheating.…

For the love of God, don’t hold your breath waiting for said day...