I’m 57 now and while I am anxious about being alone for the rest of my life and I know there are (probably) decent men out there, the thought of actually being in another relationship with one is EXHAUSTING.

“Sideways” is my favorite comedy/drama, and man she is so excellent in it. And unbelievably gorgeous in it (and before/after it) too!

I never sausage an unspeakable crime.

Worst AMC idea since the Pacer.

Wasn’t the movie thisclose to being released when the merger between HBO and Discovery happened and then the new CEO decided he wanted to use is as a tax write off? Now it’s unreleasable?

I’d honest trust my dog to pick out 100 restaurants more than I would trust Yelp.

Pesci: “You think I’m sexy? Sexy how? Sexy like a bombshell? Do I arouse you?”

And then people wonder why unions have gotten a bad name...
(context: proud union man myself, but when lazy assholes are backed up by their unions it makes everyone’s job harder)

We had this one tech at a unionized post-secondary place that would, once a year, just tear into their manager. Disciplinary write ups reset every year, they would literally pin their last on in their tool box. The day after it expired, they would come in and just let their manager have it with everything they thought…

Why was there no redundancy? If deleting a file can cause all this trouble, it’s not the contractor who's at fault.

The conspiracy theorist in my blames Energy Star. I had the same issue as you did with electric stoves until I used one that was made in the 70's. It didn’t have that annoying thing where the coil would shut off after a few minutes, then come back on after taking a break. It was on 100% of the time and boiled water as…

I loved how it simultaneously paid tribute to and made fun of the madness and irony of the culinary world. Great, great flick.

I just saw it this weekend, it’s streaming on HBO Max. This is not what The Menu is about-but just wanted a chance to say I loved it and everyone should watch it! 

I suggest read up on “golden child”, “scapegoat”, “triangulation”  and narcissistic parental abuse of children ... as written above this is some pretty abusive shit

Remove as much sugar/starch from your diet as you can and you will lose weight, guaranteed.

It sounds similar to the interior of a malted milk ball?

Generally, but particularly in retail/service, people don’t quit a job, they quit a manager. 

I miss that man so very much.  #myforeverpresident

I miss having a President who could confidently deliver zingers and was inarguably/unquestionably oriented to person, place, time, and situation. 

I really, really wanted a cheeseburger after this movie.