Anyone that just leaves a cart can fuck right off. I don’t care what your excuse is. Park closer to a corral if you have a reason you cant walk an extra 20 feet. My car is 8 years old and has at least a half a dozen dents from wayward carts that these assholes can’t be bothered with.

In regards to shopping carts, it’s not just about whipping it around. Lots of shoppers will stop to get what they want and just leave the cart in the center of the aisle. If there’s a display setup across from them, or another shopper with their cart on the opposite side, they’ve just created a traffic jam. 

There is nothing wrong with your laundry just smelling clean, instead of like fake chemical floral garbage.

I can’t stand chemical smells, and always buy the unscented soap and softeners, so the plainer smelling, the better as far as I’m concerned.

To make it worse, the navigation arrows covered part of the slides.

I recommend that you use We Own this City as your final cop show.  Definitely the opposite of pro-cop propaganda.

I would’ve grabbed one leg and told Will to make a wish.

Long as you lemme finish.

Did the corgi scream, “And THAT’S FOR THE BLITZ” while hate-fucking the Daschund?

I mean, either way, it seems like an experiment worth making...

When walking to or from your vehicle, don’t walk in the middle of the f’n aisle.

You can also re-use the regular bags, with some caveats -- the bag gets a couple of inches shorter each time, because you have trimmed off the seal when you cut it open. Also, you’re not supposed to reuse the bag after storing raw meat.

If you get out of your car and see you’re parked over or too close to the line, too far in or too far out, hindering someone’s access to their car, or otherwise like an asshole, get back in your car and fix it. I don’t care if you drive a pickup so big you need a ladder to get in it with tires so wide they have their…

I will testify to seeing this guy fleeing the scene:

How about having his testicles chewed off by soldier ants?

Plus, the Supreme Court ruled back in 2005 that cops do not have a constitutional duty to protect anyone.

and that Black people were mere “replacers” who need to be eliminated,

Texting is supposedly illegal in 48 states, but nobody pays any attention to the law. Every single day I have to avoid being hit by one of these assholes looking at their phone.

I CAN’T EVEN HEAR MY GAY THOUGHTS OVER THIS GUITAR SOLO!!!