We’re gonna win the Champions League on a Moussa Sissoko goal via assist from Llorente and NOTHING WILL MAKE SENSE and truly the world will end. But it will be a glorious end. COYS!

It's time! The Convergence is upon us, and the ancient runes speak of the Age of Chaos to come! Let it be so! COYS!!!!

The future ‘Joey from Canarsie’ calling into WFAN at 2:00am to yell about the 5th option out of the Yankees’ bullpen. What a future he has ahead of him.

“Baseball and the American Legal Mind”. Fucker gave me a B-Plus instead of an A-Minus because in the innocence of my youth, I argued that the DH was the equivalent of a “reasonable accommodation” under the Americans with Disabilities Act.

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That’s not an error; if you think about what diffusing and defusing are as actual physical actions you should see why.

The miserable change now at my end
Lament nor sorrow at; but please your thoughts
In YouTubing them with those my former highlight clips
Wherein I lived, the greatest prince o’ the world of Syracuse,
The noblest Nugget; and do now not basely die,
Not cowardly put off my headband to
My countryman,—a Rocket by a Rocket
Valiantl…

Not that I’m the first person in this thread to attempt explaining this to you, but the second sketch you referenced is obviously satirizing the die-hard fans/complacent consumers of media who would rather be unreasonable than face the knowledge that someone they enjoy or admire is a creep.

I don’t think so. I think instead the subject of the satire is the apathy black people feel towards the criminal justice system given it’s inherent inequities. I believe what Dave is saying that he would be hard pressed to vote to convict any black person of anything.

You guys really like to refer to Mike “Nuke The Gays” Priefer as “Mike ‘Nuke The Gays’ Priefer”. Have you ever considered that Mike “Nuke The Gays” Priefer maybe doesn’t like being called Mike “Nuke The Gays” Priefer? Did you reach out to Mike “Nuke The Gays” Priefer for comment? Please be more mindful of what Mike…

I’m actually enjoying the fact that he’s managed to drown out the disgusting “overcoming odds” redemption narrative by continually reminding people that he’s a really tremendous tool.

[Dealer]: Shit. How much is this gonna cost me?

That dentdoesn’t make his car shitty. The reality here is that this is used to fuck over tenants. They know cars get dented, however here, they likely have an agreement with the tow company that gets them a cut of the tow/storage, if the tenant is late on rent because of their car being taken, they get late fees. If…

You don’t need a lazy false equivalence like that to make your point. Aside from being unenforceable contractually, prima nocta is literally rape.

are you able to get your tongue all the way up to the upper intestine or does it get stuck in the lower?

Isn’t it obvious? Because you were meant to initially mistrust her. She’s supposed to look odd amongst all the be-uniformed Resistance personnel. You’re supposed to think she’s either incompetent or a First Order mole.

Yes use all caps and ramble more like a crazy person. I’ll post more of your deranged right-wing comments.

The Jedi both planned and fought in a war wearing layers of flowing material. Princess Leia and Mon Mothma commanded Death Star attacks in pristine white gowns. People are running all over the damn place in Star Wars world in dresses. Of all the weird-ass corners people are poking in to get mad about Last Jedi, this…

Huh?