When we were shitty little kids, my mom sat us down and enthusiastically said, "Let's make a list of all your favorite things! What are your most favorite toys and your favorite things to do?" After we excitedly told her these things and she wrote them down, she put the list on the fridge and said, "Now, next time you…

Guys.

You know how sharks need to keep swimming or they'll die (allegedly, probably an urban legend)? He was like the humping shark, if he stopped humping he would die.

So right after a shitty break up this summer I hit up an old booty call from OKCupid. He was really cool, but the sex. Oh god.

were you supposed to buy sex lessons or something with those $200?

Wait. Guy with a tail??

A guy whom after causing so much drama at a party, by drunkenly hitting on all my friends and kissing several who were already in relationships, left me something on the desk in the morning after we had sex.

SO SHINY

u again? cheers!

But maybe the best people to give these dolls to are not girls, but boys, because if anyone needs to be told that most women don't look like Barbie, it's them. Girls are already well aware.

I'm not sure why there seems to be this false dichotomy being set up where dolls looking "realistic" has to mean "having every single possible flaw known to man." "Oh well she's got zits and stretch marks but she still doesn't have bushy brows and bad hair!!!"

Bret.. You've got it going on.... :-)

Fuck, Marry, Kill: Nick Nolte, Mel Gibson, Adam Levine

Stages of my reaction to this video (Kinja formatting is going to mess this up but whatever):

You know, I have to imagine people had these same conversations over the word "abolitionist" back in the 1850s. "Hey, I believe that EVERYONE has an equal right to not be enslaved but I wouldn't consider myself an abolitionist since all it does is set a dividing line between white people and the coloreds. What does…

I know. Why didn't they make it thicker?

I don't think I've ever looked at anyone, not even my fiancé, with as much as love as this man is looking at his spaghetti.

The somethingawful forums have had a yearly ghost story thread that was consistently terrifying from 2007-2012. Haven't checked in the past couple years, might still be good. They compiled the old stories on another site (http://nothotbutspicy.com/para/)and into an online book called Goonbumps (that used to be free,…

RIGHT?!?! "Look at Me" was the only one where I read it and just said NOPE. NO. NO.