The strip sack was nice, but I am always partial to the Return of the Mack.

It’s quite simple once you wake up, sheeple! 1649 was the year of the Rump Parliament in England. What do English people like? Tea. Put a T in front of Rump, and you get Trump. What party has always supported Trump? The Tea Party. What sound does Sean’s last name end with? Tea. Also, the law can deal with shipping…

So if the traditional fan salute uses the left hand, why is the torso in the new logo using its right hand?

“...it’s clear that the consultation process wasn’t extensive enough..”

What am I, a mathematician?