“Yeah but he’s still minor league when it comes to throwing stupid interceptions at a critical point in the game”

Yes, very surprising McAllister wasn’t mentally prepared for his qb to throw the ball 25 yards behind line of scrimmage.

Man. It took you a lot of reasons to arrive at “not a genius”. All I needed was

-Things My GF doesn’t say

10 yards is 360 inches

All that $ on an asset that depreciates almost as quickly as a carton of milk? Only drive ~1,000 miles a year? Rent a luxury car for those times you need a car and keep the 3. Or find a killer lease deal.

Robot Monkey Jesus, imo

Big Trouble in Little Minds.

Money fell out of the sky from his daddy’s inheritance. Forbes once calculated that if Trump had invested his inheritance in index funds in the stock market in the ‘80s and sat on his hands he would be worth approximately $20 billion today in wealth.

Time to start rolling out that fancy new stadium proposal.

Back in the day, we bought a newly built house in a subdivision that had been a huge cow pasture. there were no trees. none. So each Christmas, Dad bought a live Christmas Tree, a big bushy motherfucker that took two men, no kids, to haul indoors and then later back outdoors. We would plant that bad boy every year for…

Asshole didn’t replace his divot.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

..so THAT is why you guys always seem like huckleberries above a persimmon! Love it.

The punishment is fair, if you ask me. I wore a similar outfit recently, and got told to “please stop vaping,” and “remain at least 500 yards away from the elementary school.”

Immediately after taking a dump on the subcontinent, the Brits named him Raj.

What a thug. Pretending to be hurt like that just to try for the “roughing the kicker” penalty. That’s despicable. It’s a shame Carpenter gets a pass on his dirty play just because he’s well-spoken.

There’s a strong intersection between the type of dude who wants a brown turbo diesel manual wagon, and the type of dude who would fly 5000 miles on a whim to see a woman he’s only texted.

How does a cop with “11 years of training and experience” not recognize part of a donut?