It is pretty shocking to find an racist, sexist, old rich white guy that quotes Chingy every Friday:

that is always better than blowing up their cap every year chasing wash-ups and injury risks.

“Then the Jews sought him at the feast, and said, Where is he?” -John 7:11

they make <50cc scooters, and they’re slow as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

4 Tablespoons to a quarter cup makes enough sense, but why is it 3 teaspoons to a tablespoon?

Is detroit style that fake deep dish with an inch of dough? As I understand it, Chicago deep dish is like a calzone pie. But there’s that other “deep dish” which is basically round sicilian pizza.

Touche. It’s a common enough occurrence among sports-commenting-elite that I just lumped in Benoit.

I guess I was trying to distinguish “scrambling” quarterbacks from “running” quarterbacks if that makes any sense. Scrambling = bobbing and weaving behind the line of scrimmage to buy time for the deep pass or to salvage a blown play. Running = dropping your shoulders and acting like a running back.

To him, QBs are tall, clean-shaven white dudes who’d rather throw it out of bounds then make a play with their feet.

Snuff has tobacco which mostly takes it away from the FDA’s jurisdiction and puts it under ATF’s.

It definitely killed DJ Screw

Alright, I’ll lay off. I’ll even buy you a beer if we ever see each other in person.

Yeah, we’re all part of the same whole from Sept-Dec. (January on a good year). When it comes time to pay taxes so that we can afford better mental health facilities, drug rehab centers, homeless shelters, public schools and qualified police officers.... then we’re on our own. Thanks guy!

DC, a city that was totally not built on a swamp and is not saddled with high per capita murder stats that are more a reflection of white-flight demographics and not a true representation of what it’s like to live there. I guess that’s just us.

So how does a murder in Metairie get tacked on to New Orleans’ crime stats? Oh wait, just saw a picture of the perps. I guess that’s our “cultcha” that spilled over into your safe little bucktown bubble. Sorry about that.

Learned everything about Louisiana from this:

Says the dude that lives in the suburbs. You’re probably one of those kenna-brahs who leaches off the city but would never live there because it’s “a different cultcha.”

I like how you keep pointing to one article from over a year ago, that refers to an incident that occurred in one of the suburbs that OP claims is so safe.

“Hurkka durkka murder rate” -you

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