Cameo: NPH in Harold in Kumar. That was such a wtf moment. Prior to that, he had basically done nothing since doogie. He played it perfectly and basically parlayed that role into his character for How I met your mother.

100% on different wrapping paper from Santa. My wannabe Martha Stewart mother wrapped santa gifts in white tissue paper and put color coordinated ribbon on them so we could tell whose gift was whose. Drew, you’ve got one year to correct this or else: TURN IN YOUR W.A.S.P. CARD!

The Kia Soul is at least a consistent design. Square. It’s basically like someone spit the difference between a Scion xB and a Landrover Evoque and made it as cheaply as possible. While not the most inspiring design, it’s fine.

It’s worse. If you look at the original ad, there’s no aftermarket stereo (unless Jr. installed a late 80's panasonic head with a tape deck).

The Mach 5

“Top down and windows up means ‘turn in your man card’”.

Jesus wept.

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

This Is Just to Say

So much depends upon a red wheelbarrow

Speaking of Jack Reacher car scenes:

“I am a high-school student... I’m turning 16 soon...”

You’re advising a high school student to not buy a car, not have fun, not get in trouble. Instead, he should save his money and spend his youth calculating interest...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand back to mediocrity for the Atlanta offense. All is right with the world.

Counterpoint: if the falcons had connected on a few unimpressive 4-7 yard passes and scored one more touchdown, all the Sportscenter bros would have spent the entire off-season salivating over Shanahan’s ROCK HARD GRITITUDE. Instead Trey Flowers pulled off an impressive sack at a clutch moment.

Snubette. <rimshot> I’ll see myself out.

Serious question: What’s the difference between a shooting brake and a hatchback?

Beat me to it. +1 star

I think this is the perfect example for why the No option is labeled “crack pipe.”