kept reading this thread of comments specifically for the GNU recursive acronym

As a former Sega fanboy, let me add:

“I SAY WE DOUBLE THE NET SIZE.”

You forgot a point:

Law student here, going to take a crack at this: I don’t think you can get sued for “making a car less safe,” but you are liable for the damage you cause. So if your spikes or bull bar cause more damages, resulting in higher medical bills, greater loss of earnings (including future earnings if you do some permanent…