We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, two dozen amyls, and 13.2…

Whoa whoa whoa... debadging improves the look of pretty much everything from cars to shirts to refrigerators. LET THE DEBATE BEGIN.

[So I may have accidentally trolled CarMax on Twitter. Oops. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯]

just like the gif of the VW Golf "engine pull". I support this idea. I am done with VAG though, will never own another past 92

Step 3: Cry when your timing chain stretches or your guides crack, or both at 120,001 miles...

There's no doubt that it can pull it. Remember the Toyota commercial with the Tundra pulling the space shuttle?

That's what full floating solid axles are for. Suspension? we don't need no stinking suspension.

I'm still having trouble imagining a truck carrying 3,300 pounds in the bed...

ITS TOO, NOT "TO" OR "TWO"

The trucker told police his brakes "gave way" as he was turning, Georgia State Police is looking into it.

Counter-post from me coming soon :)

For those of you who aren't seeing quite how ridiculous this is, allow me to provide you with just one more item to put it in perspective. Let's say you're a 16-year-old kid, and you decide to stop texting for just long enough to head into the DMV and pick up your driver's license. So you show up in your mom's 2002…

There are plenty of keyless start, manual gearbox cars... Keyless just means you press a button instead of turning the key, with the fob in your pocket. It required the clutch pressed in to make it work.

Doug, I'd argue that that plate frame isn't slapped on after the process is almost complete... they slapped it on there when it came off the truck and they did their initial prep. So if it really bothered you, tell them up front to take it off. They might charge you the labor to do it though.

No, capitalizing it MINI is an affront to the English language, and it's also just painful to look at. I refuse to partake.

Careful Patrick, this is a highly tortured logic here, and when you start talking about 'historically marginalized' groups, you're really opening up a can of worms. Worms mixed with nonsense, that is.

"One deals with attitudes used to discriminate against a historically and presently marginalized group, women." Oh christ. You cannot be serious.

Freedom of religion includes freedom from religion.

Yeah, casual sexism and making fun of people who park across three disabled spaces = totally the same thing.