In England, baseball is known as rounders, and it's played by the fatsos and asthmatics who can't quite wield a cricket bat. Toodle Pip!

I think the correct term for Piers Morgan is Cuntalorum, which means, quite literally, Cunt of all Cunts.

You forgot to mention
the time he was nearly done for insider trading.

She was good in Clueless, but that's pretty much the only film she could ever be good in.

Transformers
Everyday objects that transform into fighting robots = Brilliant.

Don't forget Heroes. Although I guess the premise wasn't original as such, just terribly executed.

@Bastian… I watched the 20th Century novelists documentary as well and I couldn't agree with you more

**SPOILER**
He gets his head blown off. She shacks up with a Greek tycoon and gets photographed nekkid.

Alf
Loved it when I was about 11, pretty sure I won't now.

I can't believe Dan Dority is Warren

Well done, the Hurley bird catches the first.

Tintin always bored me. Asterix, however, was a great comic.

2666
Good luck with that. I'm on the second part at the moment and can't quite see myself making it to the end. I started reading Warren Buffet's autobiography for some light relief.

Big Wednesday
Great party in that, when they smash up William Katt's house, and his unrealistically forgiving mother is in the next door room calmly reading Catch 22. They also baste Gary Busey and try and bake him in the oven.

Actually, the party in Gremlins 2 is pretty good as well. When they start singing New York New York. Even the humans seemed to be enjoying themselves.

I'm just glad it wasn't Noel Murray. His Lost reviews earned him a lifetime pass from me.

Tell that to my helicopter pilot.

A rescue club
For my ever-expanding golf bag, though Manuel my caddy might complain about the extra weight.

Flashman
Ah, there was so much left unsaid about the old rogue. His misadventures in the American Civil War for starters. I think the Zulu Wars were also largely unaccounted for. On top of this, how many more fillies did he take for a role in the hay? Alas, now that McDonald Fraser is dead, we'll never know. To…

Thanks for the memory Unicyclist, I remember watching that episode of Fry & Laurie when it first aired and thinking it was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen.