Michael Irvin also found himself in the nosebleeds last night, although his tickets were considerably closer to the field.

The more details surface regarding Bironas's death, the weirder this story gets.

As an Ole Miss fan I am terrified of us getting Gameday next week

So the WNBA can play the next day and complain about the NBA leaving it open.

Whoever designed that thing did a tankless job.

Can't wait to get drunk and accidentally piss all over Office/Lab +160

I didn't know he and Michael Oher lived together!

This seems innocent until you realize both teams have now been banned from bowl games for accepting illegal benefits.

"I went to a leper colony one time, but those little bastards had no gold and definitely no rainbows."

If you're a guy who gets hurt easily, you need to find another activity where there's not contact involved."

But what is his relationship to the coach's daughter?

Jim Bowden just tweeted that George was traded to the Rays for Ben Zobrist.

Any of them that used his drinking fountain, most likely...

Pro Hac Miami Vice

Where is Al Michaels when you need him?

Oh fuck right off with "classy." Where was MLB's "classy" tribute to Tony Gwynn tonight? Oh, that's right, no time since everything tonight was all about Jeter.

Glad they didn't take that time to honor Tony Gwynn or anything…

On the show Family Matters, the Steve Urkel would often ask "Did I do that?" For 82 Chicagoans this week, the answer was tragically "yes." Assuming that by "that" Urkel meant "get shot," because that's what happened to those Chicagoans. They got shot.

In an office somewhere in Miami, Pat Riley's trembling hand moves his mouse forward, to the font drop-down, and selects "Comic Sans"

Bath police is what my uncle used to call it :(