The Cardinals tried to hack into Bruce Bochy's head, but they had to wait for it to orbit the sun first.

So Lindsey Vonn takes pictures with Tiger's kids at the Par 3 contest, and a few weeks later they break up after she finds out he cheated on her. Hmmmm

If you can, then Don Denkinger better move to Canada.

I think the biggest upset in this match was that Nadal didn't take an injury timeout and act like he was hurt in the third set. Oh well, I'm sure he'll come up with something between the post-match handshake and the press conference.

So how quickly did France surrender to the scoreboard?

It was more like, see Jason Campbell roll out and throw.....CONCRETE POST.....see Santana Moss catch it and jog into the end zone.

Ironically the Skins won that game on a last minute 60 yard TD pass to Santana Moss.

Hopefully they ripped out the seat I bought for over $200 in 2008 for the Saints-Redskins game that was behind a post and under the overhang. I could see about 60 yards of the field at most.

Ho hum, just another Englishman letting a ball sent by an American past him.

Who cares if there is a 2018 and 2022 World Cup, we’ll win those World Cups just like we’ve won the last 20 in a row.

Being drunk would probably help.

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On the other hand, he did create a website that specializes in sports and pop-culture without veering into becoming Gawker 2.0. I seem to remember a website like that, a long time ago, run by a nice Midwestern boy.

Seriously, there's got to be a happy medium. I feel like I just watched Keith Olbermann.

Speaking of "word salad," how about that 5th paragraph of yours from the top. Hoo boy I'm going to need a forensics team to dissect that one.

To be fair he is eating all of the food so no one else does, so he really is protecting us from obesity.

As a Saints fan, I would go back to 2003 and instead of drafting DT Jonathan Sullivan, I'd take Troy Polamalu or Terrell Suggs.

Yordano?

The ballpark is also quiet enough for me to hear Gary Thorne butcher the pronouncing of Samardzija's name. What is he saying?

That all-star players who have had success get the benefit of the doubt more than others? Yeah that's exactly what I'm saying.