I love music band as well.

I’m not a fan of Biden, but. . . no. 

Let him prove that. Biden, I believe, will at least have competent people around him, even if he himself isn’t. Trump hires only people MORE incompetent than he is because he feels threatened otherwise.

Biden isn't great but this is a ridiculous statement.

That’s impossible. I would have preferred Elizabeth Warren, or Bernie Sanders, but I’ll take Biden. There is no way Biden is as bad as Trump. Simply against the laws of physics.

I want to warp to November so I can maybe buy a bag of rice.

...So wait, haven’t studies shown after all these years that playing video games actually massively enhances problem solving skills and general mental acuity?

Best guess?

I want to warp to November so I can vote this incompetent asshole out of office.

$360 is a bit steep for such an old console. And why the three decimal places?

Fortunately I was lying.

You’re going be one of those people who say ‘man, I didn’t know they were rounding up my neighbours, I swear’ when you knew full well. You’re seeing an article where the most prominent Jewish American politician had his life threaten with fascism and complaining about Bernie Bros. You’re fucking disgusting.

Comments still work here so a reminder that Jim is a fucking herb. 

New Funbag on Vice:

I keep coming back out of morbid curiosity. Leaving the site in its current state for days on end is almost as dumb as the many missteps that brought it to this point. It’s astonishing to see the wreckage from someone who can’t seem to do anything right.

First, Diana, you are sensational and your work is of the utmost importance—especially now that you’ve added bears to your beat. I’ve felt lucky to follow you, even though your work sickens me. (The content and context for WHY you have to do it, not the work itself.)

I got you, buddy.

Good night, sweet Prince.

I’m sure this will stay grey for eternity, but I had to make sure my last post on this website expressed exactly how shitty this is and how sad it makes me. You all did great work and I hope to see you, somehow, get everyone together and make another site that both entertains me and makes me think. Farewell Deadspin…

At 9:41 EDT November 1, I noticed that something moved somewhere...