Deadspin has been a part of my life for 13 years,which is longer than any of my 3 kids have been alive.

Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness was here.

And bored doctors (sometimes).

Godspeed you crazy diamonds. Godspeed.

Fuck that Spanfeller Herb. He took something beautiful and destroyed it. 

Thank you all so, so much for Deadspin. I’m going to miss it, along with all the other bored lawyers.

Diana, one hell of a swan song! Thanks for all you’ve shared around here.

It’s been said already, but I admire your honor and class. Don’t forget to turn off the lights.

Satire. Diana’s in control today, and then Deadspin is over.

Thank you so much for all of this.  

It seems only fitting that I get to respond to your post as the last post on Deadspin, since you’ve been my favorite author since forever. Thank you for speaking truth to power, holding those accountable for atrocities that many others call the “cost of doing business” in sports and generally, just being a top-notch…

1.) I’m not shaming him, just giving him advice on how to spend his weekend.

Hey, don’t kink-shame!

Dumbshits forgot to kill comments on Concourse posts because of course they did. Just wanted to say thank you to everyone who built this place into something pretty awesome over all these years. It’s so sad (and so fucking stupid) that it had to end, but everything ends, I guess.

Over the past 10 years of my career, I’ve worked some pretty miserable jobs. Sure, I was sitting on my ass in an office, but often for far longer than anyone should and under bosses that seemed almost gleeful at the prospect of grinding decent people into dust. This website was one of the few things that made that…

Bye, Diana. Thank you for your amazing work here over the years, and I’ll follow wherever you end up.

There will never be a comment section quite like this on any other corner of the Internet. 

Woah, we have comments over here. Let me take advantage of this by stating that Spanfeller should buy a hat, put it on, shove his head up his own ass and then shit in his new hat.

Deadspin forever.

Deadspin was a good website!