Stick to Sportsman Dating?

I’m absolutely devastated we lost Deadspin, but I am here for this kind of coverage on Jezebel. Rugby men for the win! 

Yep, solidarity for the deadspin folks!

Now this is the sticky sports content I’ve been waiting for! Wait, they said “stick *to* sports”? Well, this seems like sticking it to sports as well, so I guess it works.

Hear Hear.

Fuck that bitter herb.

Rugby league players for their thighs (their faces suffer somewhat due to the nature of the game)

Jezspin forever

This shit is on if they think taking away the comments will CALM THE COMING STORM. 

So killing Splinter and then demanding Deadspin sticks to sports is just a big way for them to slowly kill off any political dialogue, right?

Sports has stopped.

“As I was leaving the store, I dared not disturb this noble and aged dog, but I felt a pang of sadness about not having said goodbye upon reaching the bottom of the stairs.”

They’re all good dogs, Tom

Readers follow writers. I’ll read Petcheskey wherever he lands. But I’ll hate Jim Spanfeller forever. 

People who stuck to sports: Hitler in the summer of 1936

These are the kind of stories that keep me reading Deadspin. But the video that started autoplaying near the top of page forced me to pause reading about dog #3, and that was a bummer.

There’s a whole pack of Teotihuacan dogs - i wonder if they’ve lived there forever, as the majority of them are perfectly camouflaged for their surroundings:

Finally created a Kinja account just to say Good luck and I’m glad you guys continually fight the “stick to sports” bullshit. For some reason, I haven’t had the problems that others have had with the ads, but I hope that gets solved.

And a general fuck you to your bosses for their gross misunderstanding of what makes…

Fuck. They fired Petchesky.

This was an excellent post, Tom! If anyone wants to inform Tom’s bosses about his excellence, you can email here:

We should probably just fast-forward to the part where everyone has their own Patreon and a podcast on Magary’s network.