kurtwachholder
Huh Barkish
kurtwachholder

Fixed! 

Those aren’t bugs, those are features.

He's actually standing in this picture. 

Can you direct me to where the line forms to punch this walking penis in the face.

I have met the man, several times, and I can assure you that outside of the football context he is absolutely NOT what you say. He is a kind, thoughtful, and caring man.