Someone’s always cold! And in my case it’s any man unfortunate enough to shower with me, because he’s going to stand in back while he variously hands me sixteen bottles of hair and body products.

“All women deserved to be taken seriously. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to resign because some women lied about me and others are crazy and don’t remember things as they actually happened.”

“I’m going to be just fine.” Truer words have never been spoken. Don’t worry about Al Franken because he will be just fine. Just like every other fucking privileged white man. I wouldn’t even be surprised if Weinstein makes a comeback tour in a few years.

That’s exactly why I keep watching - I’m afraid I’m going to miss something. And want to go to Iceland MORE now that I did before watching the episodes. I want to do a shot of whatever it is they drank. And also go to the penis museum.

Yeah, I do not say that lightly. Up until this year I had watched every single episode of the OC. I just can’t with Vicki anymore. It’s too gross. And too boring. I do not know why she didn’t get the Phaedra treatment after the cancer scam season. She should have.

I decided mid-way through this past season of OC that this one might be my last. Of course, I then continued to watch every single episode after that because I didn’t want to waste my initial time investment in it, but man was that boring. I’m SO TIRED OF VICKI’S SCHTICK. And yep, we get it, Tamra, you’re a born again…

GREAT point. She really gave the “wet look” a good hard try! 

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Ugh, that season was so bad they couldn’t even do a three-part reunion. I barely watched most of that season. I only tuned in for Iceland hoping for some scenery. I was disappointed. As far as I am concerned, they could scrap that whole cast. I could begrudgingly let Tamra stay. I like Megan, but I think I am the only…

Wait..is that Schiena’s text to Katie or vice versa? I think that bland text admission of bullying behavior for the past year..and then sneering at the person for even wanting “pathetically”to be accepted by the group, was the meanest, cruelest thing I have ever read in my life. That and meaning it as a “compliment”…

True. I do hope someone dedicates a park bench to them or something.

6. Ariana got a hair cut.

I always hide my cocaine when Jax comes on the television. Just in case.

Here’s why I enjoy James: I hate him in almost the way I hate Trump, but with James it’s fun because EVERYONE IS IN ON IT but James. And unlike Trump, he usually gets his comeuppance in a public, humiliating way.

I can’t even explain how excited I was for this to return. Between this and Floribama Shore my Monday night trash content is full.

If Chucky possessed an Elf on the Shelf, you’d get James.

I know her daughter is currently busy but I would love to see the Ross ladies host a holiday special or a talk show. The Tracee Ellis Ross interview where she talked about her mom and the fanny pack KILLED ME.

Seconded, thirded, fourthed, and fifth! Godless is amazing TV and I usually hate Westerns. Though Hell on Wheels was pretty good, but I was biased since it was shot near my hometown.

Loving that show. My husband is a descendant of John Doyle Lee, founder of Lee’s Ferry, who was the only person to stand trial and was sentenced to death (martyred is probably not inaccurate) for the Mountain Meadows Massacre that is mentioned in Episode 2. The way the massacre is described in the episode is…