That’s how I felt. Maybe they need a new show called American Political Disaster Story.

Gaga was born to play Donatella. Missed opportunity.

Here ... on Jezebel. :)

Picture of said teens. Apparently they were looking for a g-g-g-g-ghost.

It’s a joke

Oh man, let’s not talk about losing the genetic lottery. My teeth are so shitty that I have a (good) car in my mouth, in terms of how much my dental treatments have cost. And just today I had to go to the endodontist to redo a root canal (from one of the teeth that are part of my bridge, how lovely) because it got…

My friend was bulimic and the acid from frequently vomiting caused her tooth loss.

Bulimia can also do a number on teeth

Wow, this would be a great addition to my collection of Altamont merchandise!

Don’t sell us short, Ari. I was not only alive, I was a teenager who wanted nothing more to run away to the Haight. It wasn’t until I was grown that I realized SF during that era was full of bad drugs and everybody had the crabs.

Who are you to say what they “needed.” This was about punishing Rolling Stone for defaming innocent people. For me personally I’d like to see Rolling Stone have to pay more for the damage they did to the movement for justice on campuses: they gave SO MUCH AMMUNITION to MRAs.

They deserve more. Rolling stone fucked up big and deserve to pay for it.

You see them ... just floating out there. They’re thinking how easy it would be to cross our boarders and become illegals. We need to get rid of these rapist whales and turtles that are threatening the safety and security of the American people.

In related news, someone at Sandy Hook Promise Foundation thought it would be a good idea to have Megyn Kelly host their gala.

There really is something very sexy about Elon Musk but I can’t quite put my finger on what it is.

I don’t even care about The Bachelor and came here to make a joke about Rachel and Quinn being at it again, but now I feel bad.

I never understood that. I’ve had a lot of drunk sex... with drunk men... how do 2 very drunk people determine consent?

This. It’s also the one aspect of consent I’ve always struggled with: when both people are shit faced, who is responsible? Neither person was in control of their behavior. DeMario’s narrative is that she sat on his face, not that he forced himself on her.

They put people on a set with the deliberate intention of trying to get them to fuck each other and they shut it down when two of them then proceeded to drink lots of alcohol and fuck?

I am surprised that: